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If you love the British pub, you will like this blog. Here I will review the pubs I drop into in my wanderings around my home region - urban, rural, posh, homely, fun pubs, restaurant pubs, and local backstreet pubs. I hope to encourage people to appreciate them.
I will score each pub out of five points each (30 points maximum) on its ambience, decor, service, whether it serves real ales, state of the toilets (but I can't vouch for the state of the gents because I don't use them!) and what extras it has - games, beer garden, newspapers, serves food, karaoke, quizzes, live music.
If after reading one of my reviews you decide to check out a pub, I hope you enjoy the experience. But bear in mind that I have only visited some of them once, and pubs and pub managers change. If the review needs updating, please leave a comment.
Ups and downs? Well, people drink when they're down. And they drink to celebrate, when they're feeling 'up'. Besides that, this is hill country. It's full of ups and downs.
(ALL PHOTOS ARE COPYRIGHT)

Saturday, 28 March 2026

The Alehouse, Clitheroe

 

The Alehouse
12-14 Market Place, Clitheroe BB7 2DA
TEL: 07547359853

Didn't get a picture, I may get one on a return visit to Clitheroe.
This place opened in 2015 and is not a traditional pub but is converted from a double shop premises. I'm all for new bars being opened since so many traditional pubs have closed down (and are still closing down) but the premises have to be suitable. This place is too narrow and cramped to make a good pub. What redeems it is that it serves nothing but cask ales. 

decor - 1
very few pictures or ornaments, wooden interior upstairs and down.

ambience - 2
Lively but both the upstairs and downstairs rooms are narrow and cramped, making it difficult to move around safely between the bar and your seat, and avoid being walked into  by male customers who have already imbibed a bit.  The small space  means there are few seats anyway. 

Service - 1
slow

Real ales - 5
Five taps on the downstairs bar that serve nothing but cask ales

features - 2
Does gift cards to give to family and friends
TV in downstairs bar

toilets - 3

Disabled access is almost non existent. Narrow entrance. The toilets are up a steep flight of stairs and there are none on the ground floor.

Score 14 out of 30



The Swan and Royal hotel, Clitheroe

 

The Swan and Royal hotel, 26 Castle Street, Clitheroe BB7 2BX
TEL:01200 423130

This was a 19th century coaching inn and is now a grade II listed building. Its famous visited include Mathatma Ghandi in 1933 when he was inspecting a nearby cotton mill, and Winston Churchill and the jet engine pioneer Frank Whittle in 1940 and 1941 when they were discussing agreements for the development of the jet engine. The Riot Act was read from the steps of the building during the Cotton Riots of 1861 to 1865. This was the period of the Cotton Famine during the American Civil War, when cotton exports from the Confederate states were blockaded by the Union navy. The shortage of raw cotton for the textile mills in Lancashire caused them to close or go to short time working, which caused loss of income and hardship to the mill workers.

decor - 3
drab teal and brown

ambience - 3
lively

service - 4

real ales - 1
Timothy Taylor

features - 2
dog friendly
accommodation

toilets - 3

Score 16 out of 30

The White Lion, 11 Market Place, Clitheroe BB7 2BZ
TEL: 01200 426995


decor - 3
muted greens and browns

ambience - 2
underventilated and muggy

service - 2
slow

real ale - 0

features - 4
dog friendly
pool
darts
TV

toilets - 3

Score 14 out of 30

 

The Bull's Head, Castleton, Derbyshire

 

The Bull's Head
Cross Street, Castleton, Derbyshire S33 8WH
TEL: 01433 620256

This is the first pub in the village you come to if you approach from the direction of the railway station at Hope. I haven't been able to find a date for it, so no idea how old it is. It was refurbished in March 2024.

ambience - 4
relaxing

decor - 4
comfortable seating
warm, light brown wood interior

service - 3

real ales - 1

features - 5
serves food
also serves savoury bar snacks and scones
accommodation
dog friendly
*location - I don't often give a point for a pub's location but this one is in the lovely Hope Valley, and in a village with Peveril castle (called Peak castle until the 19th century when Sir Walter Scott wrote Peveril of the Peak) on the hill above it.

toilets - 4

Score 21 out of 30

If you can get to Castleton on 29th May it holds the Garland Festival, which is believed to date back to at least the 17th century.

Friday, 12 December 2025

Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese, Castleton, Derbyshire

Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese
Howe Lane, Castleton, Derbyshire S33 8WJ
TEL: 01433 620330

Doesn't look it from the outside but this place was built in 1660. It got its first ale licence in 1748 and was named Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese in 1876. It is now a restaurant pub and guest house (check its website for room availability) as well as serving a good pint. 


decor - 3
ambience -4
relaxing

service - 3
bit inattentive but friendly

real ales - 4

features- 5
serves food
dog friendly
muddy booted walkers friendly
quiz night
accommodation

toilet - 4
fully supplied

Car park is opposite, across the road

 

The Brown Cow, Burrs Country Park, near Bury

 



The Brown Cow
Burrs Country Park
Woodhill Road
Bury BL8 1DA
TEL: 764 3386

Ambience - 1
noisy

decor - 1
shabby, dark and unappealing

real ales - 2

service - 2
offhand

features - 4
bug beer garden
serves food
child friendly
dog friendly

toilets - 3

Score - 13 out of 30

Castello, Rochdale

 

Castello
415 Rochdale Old Road
near Bury
BL9 7TB

TEL: 0161 763 4754



It's a restaurant bar rather than a pub but it's a good one. You can stop for just a pint or a coffee.

Ambience - 4
decor - 4
Swish, nicely presented

Service - 5
Impeccable

real ale - 0

features - 4
serves food
well maintained flowery beer garden
child friendly
dogs allowed in the garden

toilets - 5

Score 22 out of 30

The Stonemason, Timperley Village

 


The Stonemason
365 Stockport Road
Timperley WA15 7UR

TEL: 0161 282 0958 


decor - 4
dark greens and browns, comfortable seating

ambience - 4
laid back (piped music but not intrusively loud

service - 4

real ale - 2

features - 3
serves food
TV screens
dog friendly. Keeps a jar of dog treats on the bar

toilets - 3
clean and pristine but no working locks on any of the doors

Score 20 out of 30

Slug and Lettuce, Sale

 




Slug and Lettuce
7 Waterside
Sale 
TEL: 0161 969 8966



decor - 3
ambience - 3

service - 3
bit distracted

real ales - 0

features - 1
serves food

toilets - 3

Score 13 out of 30

Thursday, 10 July 2025

The Old Red Lion, Holmes Chapel, Cheshire


 The Old Red Lion
London Road, Holmes Chapel, Cheshire CW4 7AQ
TEL: 01477 549282

This grade II listed pub dates from at least the 17th century, the first written mention of it is in Thomas Gaudie's will (a local resident) in 1625. John Wesley preached at this pub in 1758  when he was on his way from Oxford to Manchester. It was a coaching inn.  The 15th century parish church is next to it.

decor - 7
ambience - 2
piped music

real ales - 3
Included Doombar when I was there

service - 2
Bit too formal

features - 3
serves food, wide menu
quiz night every week
dog friendly

toilets - 3

Score 17 out of 30