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If you love the British pub, you will like this blog. Here I will review the pubs I drop into in my wanderings around my home region - urban, rural, posh, homely, fun pubs, restaurant pubs, and local backstreet pubs. I hope to encourage people to appreciate them.
I will score each pub out of five points each (30 points maximum) on its ambience, decor, service, whether it serves real ales, state of the toilets (but I can't vouch for the state of the gents because I don't use them!) and what extras it has - games, beer garden, newspapers, serves food, karaoke, quizzes, live music.
If after reading one of my reviews you decide to check out a pub, I hope you enjoy the experience. But bear in mind that I have only visited some of them once, and pubs and pub managers change. If the review needs updating, please leave a comment.
Ups and downs? Well, people drink when they're down. And they drink to celebrate, when they're feeling 'up'. Besides that, this is hill country. It's full of ups and downs.
(ALL PHOTOS ARE COPYRIGHT)

Sunday, 24 February 2013

The Church Inn


The Church Inn, Church Lane, Uppermill, OL3 6LW
 
 
This country pub is opposite Saddleworth Church and a quarter mile downhill from the Cross Keys, and is similar in style, though the building is not quite as old.
 
decor - 3
ambience - 3
Cosy atmosphere, log fire, but seating a bit uncomfortable
 
ales - 5
A free house with more than five real ales available at all times
 
features - 3
serves food
beer garden
allows children and dogs
 
service - 2
service a bit indifferent, staff spend a lot of time chatting to regulars, so you'll have a bit longer to wait if you're not one.
 
toilets - 3
 
Score 19 out of 30 
 


The Cross Keys


The Cross Keys In, Running Hill Gate, Uppermill, Saddleowrth OL3 6LW


A country pub just a 15 minute walk uphill from Uppermill village, this has been a tavern since 1763 and was on the old packhorse route over the Saddleworth hills into Marsden in Yorkshire. It is now the headquarters of the Oldham Mountain Rescue Team, and the meeting place (in the barn next door) for a branch of the George Formby Society, which provides ukelele lessons for its members.
   The name Cross Keys is associated with St Peter, the keeper of the keys to Heaven, and is often given to pubs near churches dedicated to him. However, although Saddleworth Church is only a quarter of a mile down the hill from the pub, it is dedicated to St Chad!


Ambience - 4
decor - 4
stone floors, dark beams, wood burniung stove; very traditional feel.

ale - 2
JW Lees pub

features - 3
serves food
monthly folk music
allows children and dogs

service- 4
fast and friendly, even when the pub is busy (as it often is at weekends when I have been there)

toilets - 3

Score 20 out of 30



Sunday, 3 February 2013

King William IV, Greenfield




King William IV, 134 Chew Valley Road, Greenfiled, Saddleworth OL3 7DD
01457 873933


It's a traditional pub on the main road through the village, and was named King William IV because it was opened in 1830, the year he came to the the throne. Before then, it was a private house. It is a venue for the Saddleworth Rushcart Festival in summer, and the Saddleworth Brass Band contest on Whit Friday. It has two small rooms, one on each side, at the front and a bar at the back.

ambience - 3
friendly atmosphere

decor - 4
newish and well maintained

service - 4  (though it was difficult to get to the bar on the weekend I was last there, due to the Liverpool-Oldham Athletic FA Cup semi final match being on the telly; the place was packed with local fans.)

ale - 2/3
usually two, sometimes three. Had Dobcross Bitter on my last visit.

features - 4
Serves food
Family friendly, children allowed in before 9pm
dogs allowed
Darts and cribbage

toilets - 3

Score 20/21 out of 30

Tuesday, 15 January 2013

The Norfolk Arms, Glossop



The Norfolk Arms, Norfolk Square, High Street, Glossop SK13 8BP
01457 851940
Not sure if this counts as a pub as it is also a hotel and restaurant, quite swish and appears to have a dress code: the occasion I was there, the customers were all smartly dressed, no casuals. But it does serve beer (and lager, and cider etc!)
     In the 19th century, it used to be a coaching inn, where the Royal Mail coaches would stop to change horses. For a while in the 20th century, the square in front was a bus terminus. It still offers accommodation, you can check out rooms and prices on its website.
ambience - 4
decor - 4
tastefully decorated throughout
service - 3
a bit rushed (though it was busy when I was there)
ales - 3
A Joseph Holts pub. also has guest ales and usually a farmhouse scrumpy.
features - 2
serves food during the day
has accommodation
The restourant is popular, so booking is probably a good idea if you want to eat here
toilet - 4
Score 20 out of 30


Sunday, 25 November 2012

The Golden Lion, Todmorden




The Golden Lion, Rochdale Road, Todmorden OL14 6LZ
01706 816333
 
Big, pleasant, family-friendly pub alongside the Rochdale Canal (though you can't drink at the canalside as the towpath isn't part of the pub premises.)
 
ambience - 3
decor - 4
well maintained
 
service - 3
welcoming, and prompt
 
ale - 0
average mass produced stuff
 
features - 4
serves food
pool table
secluded beer garden
allows children in the dining area
 
toilets - 4
as well maintained as the rest of the pub
 
Score 18 out of 30
 
 


Saturday, 24 November 2012

The Railway, Greenfield


The Railway, Shaw Hall Bank Road, Greenfield OL3
01457 872307
 
This one really is near a railway station, opposite Greenfield railway station on the Manchester Victoria - Huddersfield line. It is on the Transpennine Pub crawl, a series of pubs that can be reached easily by train, with the timing of the trains allowing for an hour at each pub (which makes for a slow pub crawl to my mind, and I don't know any-one who has got further than Marsden.) It's also a real ale pub par excellence: serves no ale but real ale.
 
ambience - 2
decor - 2
dark beams and off white walls which are badly in need of repainting. But has a lot of photographs of old Saddleworth, showing how the area used to be industrialised. Walking around the rooms is a fascinating history lesson.
 
service - 3
prompt and polite
 
ales - 5
extra point for the range of real ales, there are always at least five
 
features - 3
beer garden a few yards along the road from the pub, in a nice tree shaded space with views over the valley
Allows dogs on leads
Live music Thursday, Friday, Sunday
 
toilet - 3
 
Score 19 out of 30

The Moon and Sixpence, Glossop



 UPDATE: Pub closed, July 2015
 
The Moon and Sixpence, Bernard Street, Glossop SK13 7AA

01457 865777
Pleasant neighbourhood pub with a live music stage at the narrow end of a big open room, with small bar near the door. I could not find out why it is named after a Somerset Maugham novel, but I suspect this is not its original name. Good for a quiet drink duirng the week, lively on band nights.
ambience - 4
decor - 3
dark brown and cream theme
service - 4
attentive, friendly
ale -1
freehouse, one guest ale
features -3
beer garden
live music
small side room with pool table
toilet - 3
score 18 out of 30


The Railway, Oldham


The Railway, Rochdale Road, Royton, Oldham

There's no indication why this pub is called the Railway when it is a long way from any train station. But a look at the street atlas shows that there is a footpath which starts near the back of the pub and runs between houses in a straight line until it stops at the Rochdale-Manchester Victoria railway line; it looks very like it follows the route of a former branch line.

Ambience - 3
Piped music, not too loud for conversation
Decor - 4
Newish comfortable seating

service - 4

ale - 1
JW Lees cask ale

features -4
serves food during the day
live music at weekends
Quiz night
Comedy night

toilets - 3
Score 19 out of 30

Sunday, 11 November 2012

The Waggon, Uppermill





                                  The Waggon, High Street, Uppermill OL3 6HR
                                                  Phone: 01457 872376

UPDATE: The Waggon has had an upgrade since c.2015, it is now posher inside and out, with great service and a bigger menu. It's still a solidly built traditional pub but there's more emphasis on the restaurant side. It's gained a couple more points as a result.


This was taken in 2016, after the refurbishment. It looks like the stonework has been cleaned, in addition to new seating on the inside

Built in 1846, this is a solidly built traditional pub, with a bar, snug and restaurant area inside.

Ambience - 4
Friendly, but can get a bit mad at weekends

decor -4

service - 4

ale - 1
one guest ale. Unicorn last time I was there.

features - 3
disco at weekends
serves food. I don't do reviews of pub food, but I'll say this: I've eaten here on some-one's recommendation and they weren't wrong.
accommodation

toilet - 3
could be better supplied; often no toilet paper, for example

Score 19 out of 30

Tuesday, 30 October 2012

The Wharf


The Wharf, Caroline Street, Stalybridge  SK15 1PP
0161 338 2662
Nice pub in a nice location next to Huddersfield Narrow Canal, a few minutes' walk from the centre of Stalybridge. It is still family run, and has a homely, friendly atmosphere.
ambience - 4
decor - 4
pleasant and bright inside
service - 4
welcoming
ales - 2
always at least two cask ales, had Bombardier when I was last there
features - 2
small beer garden overloking the canal
acoustic folk music sessions once a month
toilet - 4
good, but a bit scruffier than the rest of the pub
Score 20 out of 30